This brought enough tears to my eyes that I had to share it.
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HA HA.
Not all are the Fail IMHO. I like the realistic baby cake. Slicing and serving to friends and family would be the awesome. Very Addams Family.
seriously though, i think you're crazy on this. and you think i'm crazy. everybody wins! - dhex
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The blowfish cakes are awesome!
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Your fail tastes so yummy and sweet!
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Agreed!
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Yeah, I thought the criticism of the blowfish cakes was picking nits. Seriously, those things rocked.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
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Yeah, I thought the pufferfish cakes were funny.
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yeah they weren't bad at all.
the birthing cake is hardcore.
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I'm not sure whether to describe them as Tastelessly Tasteful or Tastefully Tasteless.
Either way, I'll bite.
Agreed that the Pufferfish cakes were great. At least until all the guests were hospitalized.
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Haha, my favorite was "One Bon Bon is Poison"
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There is some more epic fail up there now. In honor of the Olympic games comes this piece of work.
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That Crocodile Hunter birthday cake almost rivals the Salty Ham Tears photo for sheer horror. Except I actually feel sympathy for Irwin's daughter.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
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Actually, I think it would depend on context. Not having him in the photo on the cake could be just as bad, if it made the kid feel like everyone except her was forgetting her dad.
Not to say that putting a photo on a cake in the first place isn't a lousy idea.
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Photo on cake for aniversary of his death or some memorial would be fine. Hopefully that's what it was. If it was for her Birthday, that was just a terrible idea. Unless it was before his death or ordered before his death or something. But seriously, birthdays are about celebrating the birthday girl's life, and memorial for the departed should be kept strictly separated therefrom.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
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I love the ("Olympic Rings") cake.
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Cake wrecks finds a non-wreck for the ages. Check out Waldorf and Statler.
"But if it makes you feel better, I would also enjoy a world in which there are men, women, transsexuals, genderqueer folk, etc. who all enjoy pelican role-play." - JD
"Extraordinary conditions do not create or enlarge constitutional powers."
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OMG! Rowlf the Dog and Sam the Eagle!!!! The texture!! What a likeness. Awesome. I'm actually jealous. of. a. cake.
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Truly that is one awesome cake. They even kept the Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem together.
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