dhex's picture

how would you cope with having to see "away we go"?

red bull and vodka and xanax minus the red bull and vodka
5% (1 vote)
get blind drunk at 1 in the afternoon so everyone can stare at you and judge you for being of low morals
10% (2 votes)
punch dave eggars in the throat
5% (1 vote)
sit through the movie and be patient because that's what you do for your partner and stop being such a big baby
35% (7 votes)
meditate on how your soul is being eaten by the twee twaddleknockery masquerading as plot
15% (3 votes)
pretend you're watching tokyo drift
30% (6 votes)
Total votes: 20
crimethink's picture

When did H&R jump the shark?

When Jean Bart's identity was revealed
0% (0 votes)
When they hired Dave Weig[a|e]l
4% (1 vote)
When Cavanaugh left (the first time)
33% (9 votes)
When the word "cosmotarian" was invented (sorry!)
30% (8 votes)
When Kerry Howley started getting restraining orders against commenters
4% (1 vote)
What are you talking about? H&R still kicks statist ass!
26% (7 votes)
reason sucks, go Ron Paul!
4% (1 vote)
Total votes: 27
Taktix®'s picture

The government takeover of GM and Chrysler is...

Just one more step toward our eventual march to socialism
38% (12 votes)
No big deal -- the market will triumph in the end
6% (2 votes)
Warren's fault
25% (8 votes)
Of little importance to me
16% (5 votes)
The missing step just before "Profit!"
16% (5 votes)
Total votes: 32
J sub D's picture

Do you wish to have a haphazardly followed convention for renaming thread topics?

As hard as it is to admit I agree with Warren, Yes.
40% (8 votes)
Not only no, but HELL NO!
60% (12 votes)
Total votes: 20
Aresen's picture

Cow-Orker or Co-worker. Which do Gryiliaders prefer?

Cow-Orker.
69% (24 votes)
Co-Worker.
31% (11 votes)
Total votes: 35
crimethink's picture

Does crimethink need to get laid?

Yes
32% (10 votes)
No
29% (9 votes)
Yes, but I pity the poor being that does the dirty work
39% (12 votes)
Total votes: 31
Aresen's picture

What is a good name for a World Currency?

The Mugabe or the Zimbabwe
23% (7 votes)
The Loonie
13% (4 votes)
The Wiemar
0% (0 votes)
The Pengo
10% (3 votes)
The Lira
0% (0 votes)
The Peso
0% (0 votes)
The Dollar
6% (2 votes)
The Google
10% (3 votes)
The Femtobuck
10% (3 votes)
Other
29% (9 votes)
Total votes: 31
Stevo Darkly's picture

Is dancer (link) turning clockwise or counter-clockwise?

Clockwise
39% (11 votes)
Counter-clockwise
14% (4 votes)
It changes
36% (10 votes)
I can't tell either way
11% (3 votes)
Total votes: 28
J sub D's picture

WQhat should the unit of stimulus ($1,000,000,000,000.00) be called.

The Stim
11% (3 votes)
A Terabuck
33% (9 votes)
A Stimarillion
19% (5 votes)
A Wearedoomed
22% (6 votes)
A Fix
15% (4 votes)
Total votes: 27
Aresen's picture

SUPER BOWL QUIZ: On Sunday, will you be:

In my favorite chair, with plenty of drinks and snacks, cheering for the Cardinals?
4% (1 vote)
In my favorite chair, with plenty of drinks and snacks, cheering for the Steelers?
9% (2 votes)
Doing something else, but rooting for the Cardinals and trying to keep track of the game?
9% (2 votes)
Doing something else, but rooting for the Steelers and trying to keep track of the game?
4% (1 vote)
In my favorite chair, with plenty of drinks and snacks, watching a movie?
9% (2 votes)
Doing something else and not give a damn about the game?
57% (13 votes)
Doing something else and hoping an asteroid strikes the stadium during the coin toss?
9% (2 votes)
Total votes: 23
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